King Charles III (left) with US President Donald Trump at Windsor Castle, Berkshire, before formally bidding farewell to the president on day two of their state visit to the UK, September 18, 2025. Aaron Chown/Pool via REUTERS/File Photo
I want to share a couple of quick thoughts to help you stay out of trouble.
1. Don’t take seashells and form them into 8647. If you do, the FBI will investigate you, and the Attorney General of the United States will charge you with a crime.
2. Don’t make a joke about the First Lady being a widow days before an assassination attempt is made. Even if you had no idea about the attempt, and even if the President makes the same type of joke a couple of days later. You could get fired and the people you work for could lose their license.
I’m just trying to keep you out of trouble!
Another thing: If you’ve upset the King of England, don’t invite him to your house. Whether that be to the White House or the House of Representatives. He’s smarter than you, and he might make a joke that burns you.
The problem is, he’ll know. Other countries will know, and many of the people here will know.
Just enjoy the fact it’s been a good week. The war is going great. The Strait of Hormuz is open. The Cabinet is rock solid. Gas prices are going down. Grocery prices are going down too. And salaries are going up way past the rate of inflation.
Oh and I almost forgot, and nobody is talking about Jeffrey Epstein!
Good riding with you,
Joel
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