It’s Friday the 13th… so bring on the superstitions!
Common superstitions: breaking a mirror, a black cat crossing your path, walking under a ladder, opening umbrellas indoors, spilling salt…
But, what if we made new superstitions? Like:
If you don’t park between the lines, you go bald.
If you don’t water your house plants, everything will taste like chalk.
If you don’t spray the weeds in your lawn… your roof collapses?
Everytime you say YOLO your life shortens by 13 minutes.
… well, they got a little off the rails, just listen!
(Amy Iler & JJ Gordon are talk-show hosts at 790 AM KFGO in Fargo-Moorhead. “It Takes 2 with Amy & JJ” can be heard weekdays 11am-2pm. Follow Amy on Twitter @AmyKFGO. Follow JJ on Twitter @JJGodon701.)
