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IT'S SO COLD.....as told by KFGO listeners....

by Jack Sunday

Sandy Buttweiler and I had fun on KFGO the other day when we gave away some Bison football tickets to the person that amused us most by finishing the sentence, "IT'S SO COLD _______________"

These are some that we said you couldn't use because they're already in circulation. 

"IT'S SO COLD---NORTHSTAR COFFEE IS SERVING 'COFFEE ON A STICK."  

"IT'S SO COLD---I SAW AN EXHIBITIONIST WAS A FLASHING A DRAWING OF HIMSELF."

"IT'S SO COLD---I SAW A PENGUIN PUTTING A MINK COAT ON LAYAWAY."

Our listeners were much funnier....

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