A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
The woman said, “This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle.”
The man replied, “What a great idea; I just happen to have a bottle with me.” The man downed half the bottle and handed it to the woman. The woman would not take it.
She said, “I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate.”
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